2011/01/25

All pass

  Oh oh~ I'm so expect that my scores of each subject that I took this semester!!!!!!!!!!!! But some scores haven't published yet:((( I'm worried but also expect it at the same time. I hope I can all-pass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I don't know I can do it or not:((( I hope The God can bless me> 0 < Ha ha.

Black

  My family have keep a dog for 10 years. His name is Black. He is very cute, but sometimes, he was so stupid. Haha:))) Recently, he get hurt from his right lag. I felt very sad. I want to take him to see the veterinarian, but I can't drive the car. Because I don't have the car license:((( When I saw him licked his wound, I really really want to take him to see the veterinarian, but I can't!!!!!!!!!!!

  But, he recovered by himself recently. I'm glad that the wound wouldn't expand so much. I think maybe he was blessed by the God and my grandfather. Thanks God and my grandfather blessed our Black:)))

No vision, no fear

   There was a lady who was learning to drive, and she was very, very nervous. Whenever she saw a car coming from the opposite direction toward her, she began to panic; she would sweat and drive badly, Especially when it was only a two-lane road, she became very scared.

  But then after a few days, she became very calm. Whenever she saw a car coming from the opposite direction, she didn't panic or tremble anymore. So the instructor, praising her driving, said, "Oh, you've improved! That's good; you don't panic anymore when you see another car coming." And the lady said, "Yes, now I've learned. Every time I see another car coming from the opposite direction, I just close my eyes and don't see anything!"

2011/01/24

An ideal wife is hard to find

  A young man who was very depressed and asked his best friend for advice, saying, "I want to have a wife so much. You know, I'm already very old, and I need a wife. I want to have a wife so much, but I haven't had one up till now. What can I do? Every woman I bring home, my mom doesn't like." So his friend said, "Oh! That's easy.You just have to look for a woman who looks like your mother." So the friend said, "Yes, I did, but then my father didn't like her! "

2011/01/23

A minor misunderstanding

  A worker said to his boss, "Boss, I'm in love with your daughter and want to marry her. May I have your consent?" The boss replied, "But have you been to my wife and talk to her?" The man said, "Yes, I have! But I like your daughter better."

2011/01/22

A day of a part-time job

  Today I had a part-time job in SOGO. I met many consumers that came from different countries, such as some people came from China, and some people came from Japan, and the other people came from Germany. Because we all came from different country, we learned different language. When we have to  communicate with each other, the only language we can communicate with each other is English. At that time, I found my ability of English is very poor :(((

  I think I have to increase my ability of English, not only listening, but also speaking. This winter vacation I want to read books about English that can prove my English ability. Haha, fighting :)))

The most practical words

  Three people died in a car accident, and soon arrived at the screening center in Heaven, where they were to undergo a trial by an angel before being assigned to selected places and jobs.

  The angel asked them, "What did you like to hear the most when you were in the coffin, and your relatives and friends were crying noisily at your funeral?"

  The first person answered, "I liked it when they said that I used to be the best doctor and the best parent."

  The second person said, "I liked to hear people say that I was the best husband and the best professor, who was most conscientious about his children's future."

  And the last one answered, "At that time, I would have liked most to hear them say,' Oh! He's still alive!' "