An eye for an eye

  Nutcase No.3 had a daughter who had just wed his best friend's son, Idiot No.1. But one day, the daughter took her suitcase and ran home, crying all the way. So Nutcase No.3asked the daughter, "What's wrong? What's wrong with you? Why did you come home?" The daughter siad, "He always goes out very late. I told him to stop, and he hit me!" So Nutcase No.3 heard what the daughter said, but didn't say anything. He went straight to her and slapped her in the face. The daughter cried even harder "Oh! How come you also hit me?" And her father said, "Now go home and tell your lousy husband that if he hits my daughter, I'll hit his wife!"